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Dec 9
10 minutes in Microsoft Paint. Glorious!
Woody Allen as The (Jewish) Doctor

10 minutes in Microsoft Paint. Glorious!

Woody Allen as The (Jewish) Doctor

Stream of consciousness:
Oh my God.
Who the hell is this?
::flips page::
Hannah Simone? The New Girl? What’s that?
::Google::
Oh, the new Zooey Deschanel show. Still not watching it, but now I at least feel like I’m missing out on something.
::Tumblr::

Stream of consciousness:

Oh my God.

Who the hell is this?

::flips page::

Hannah Simone? The New Girl? What’s that?

::Google::

Oh, the new Zooey Deschanel show. Still not watching it, but now I at least feel like I’m missing out on something.

::Tumblr::

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Hallelujah
Martin Sexton

“Hallelujah” by Martin Sexton

Hallelujah

Does Satan wear a suit and tie 
Or does he work at the Dairy Queen 
Does he listen to rock and roll 
Does he feed the mean 
Singing Hallelujah

What about Jesus 
Didn’t he do it too? 
Hang out with prostitutes 
And have a drink or two. 
Power of example 
My mama said it and I heard 
She says one ounce of action 
Beats a ton of words.

Singing Hallelujah. 
Mama said there would be angels 
Mama said there would be sun

Is the devil in Elvis to go where no white man went 
Or hiding in Hugh Hefner’s body or maybe even Larry Flynt. 
Say, hows about the President shielding all them stones 
Man if I could find a shield like that I’d run ‘round naked 
in my glass home.

Sippin’ Hallelujah 
I think my angel’s gone to Vegas 
Sippin’ Hallelujah 
Holding aces in her hand. Hallelujah 
As she’s singing rock of ages. Hallelujah 
On the table at the Sands. Hallelujah

Does Satan wear a suit and tie or 
Does he work at the Dairy Queen. 
Does he listen to rock and roll 
Does he feed the mean 
Streak in all of us. 
All us saints here on earth 
Hypnotized and over-advertised 
‘Til we’re numb at birth

Singing Hallelujah 
And my angel’s turning pages 
Singing Hallelujah 
And she just don’t understand. Hallelujah 
That the devil’s hot on her trail. Hallelujah 
On the road to broken promised land. Hallelujah 
On the TV and the radio. Hallelujah 
Good and evil look the same to you

Buy One, Get Two Free

You know those commercials where the point of the sale is repeated ad nauseam? Well, this morning at McDonald’s, one of those came on during a Fox & Friends commercial break.

The phrase, “Buy One, Get Two Free!” was replayed at least three times before it became, “THAT’S RIGHT… Buy ONE… Get TWO FREE!!” And then, it happened a few more times.

Me: “Will, let me see if I got this right… I buy one? And then, I get two free?”
Will: “Yeah, I think it’s like you buy one and then you get two free…”
Me: “Buy one get one free?”
Will: “You see, you buy one and you get one free, and because you already bought one they automatically give you another one for free.”
Me: “So, it’s like that song, ‘1, 2 Step,’ where you buy one for the first step you take and then after you take the second step, you get one free for every step you’ve taken thusfar?”
Will: “Mind blown.”

I’m so disappointed that McDonald’s plays FoxNews. The Today Show is CLEARLY Superior. ANN CURRY!!!

Oct 8

That time when you were super excited about The Wonder Years making it to Netflix…

…then you realize all of the music is different… and suddenly you’re not as enthusiastic.

Sep 7
That time when Hulu freezes while you’re watching Modern Family.

That time when Hulu freezes while you’re watching Modern Family.

Valerie Harper as Rhoda Morgenstern
Love that Rhoda.

Valerie Harper as Rhoda Morgenstern

Love that Rhoda.