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Why You Don’t Hate Religion (Warning: Rant. Will probably piss you off.)

So, there’s that video that’s been going crazy-viral where a young man insists that he hates religion, but loves Jesus. His testament resembles spiritual slam poetry. You can view it here. And, here’s the text.

I found it slightly ironic that he talks about hating and resenting religion, while promoting his own.. religion.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a cute poem, and it’s clearly made an impact with many people. But, I would argue that the people its impact has been greatest on are the people who are also members of.. ahem.. his religion.

What I think the young man wishes to say is that he hates corruption. Who doesn’t? Corrupt bastards ruin everything for everyone, at some point in time. He blames religion for wars and hypocrisy, among other things. And, that’s nice and all, but those are all the fault of corruption, exploitation, misuse of power.

Earlier, I tweeted this:

It’s amazing how someone can appear open-minded, say open-minded things, but still be narrow-minded and self-serving. And people eat it up.

I was talking about this video.

Here comes a guy who starts off telling you all these things that appear out of the ordinary, rebellious, thought-provoking, what have you. But, once you get right down to it, he’s just another Christian who’s intent that his religion is the only one that is right and is the only one in which people aren’t blind. He’s probably another one of those people who use “good person” and “Christian” synonymously. And, having grown up in the American South, I’m telling you right now — that shit gets old.

Like I said, he blames religion for starting wars. And, I think the argument could be made that the same sense of self-assurance we see here could very well be what led to some of the religious violence in years past, and even today. This sense that others are “doing it wrong” or “not looking at it the right way” or are just wearing blinders and we need to let them know how wrong they are.

I’m glad that this guy has mastered the art of creating poetry. I’m glad that he’s inspiring people to — do something? But, it’d be really nice to see something like this that’s profound enough to reach ALL audiences and not alienate everyone who he’s not passively insulting.

::rant over::

Feel free to send your hate mail to my Ask box.

Ed Schultz Slams Pat Robertson For Criticizing Saturday Night Live’s Tim Tebow Skit (VIDEO)

Read Huffington Post article here.

Now, my brief rant:

This whole notion that Christians are somehow an oppressed people in this country is beyond absurd. Not only are Christians a majority in the United States, but they’re what we would refer to in the United States Senate as “a super-majority.” I view a lot of the “anti-Christian” rhetoric as a cop-out in attempting to use people’s heartstrings to attain votes at the polls. I mean, look at both the Democratic and Republican parties — a majority of both parties are Christian.

But, this Tim Tebow business — he’s not a politician, even though he’s participated in some political ad campaigns (that ended up not being as tactless as I’d expected). Tim Tebow is a football player. You know, those athletes who get paid millions upon millions of dollars to play sports for a living?

Associated with being a high-profile public figure comes getting spoofed on Saturday Night Live. It’s happened to the best of the best and the worst of the worst. The SNL sketch was hilarious. No questions asked. Jason Sudekis’ portrayal as a “not-too-close Jesus” was brilliant. No one, at any point, in the sketch said that Christians are stupid, that Christians are worthless, or that Christians should all die. If that were the case, there’d definitely be a problem. That WOULD be anti-Christian bigotry.

But, this is Saturday Night Live. Jokes. Comedy. Making fun of everything.

Have you ever seen South Park? When they made fun of Muhammad a few years back and the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, received death threats from extremist groups, the same people defending the Tebow skit came out of the woodwork to defend South Park.

If you can laugh at a joke about a woman’s place being in the kitchen, but you can’t laugh at a joke about Jesus stepping into a locker room for an intervention, asking Tebow to “take it down a notch,” please stop laughing.

Schultz touched on Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion, so just refer to the video for that. And, yes, Freedom of Speech gives Pat Robertson the Freedom to be a Hypocrite. But my point is:

It’s comedy. If religion isn’t funny, nothing is.

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Hallelujah
Martin Sexton

“Hallelujah” by Martin Sexton

Hallelujah

Does Satan wear a suit and tie 
Or does he work at the Dairy Queen 
Does he listen to rock and roll 
Does he feed the mean 
Singing Hallelujah

What about Jesus 
Didn’t he do it too? 
Hang out with prostitutes 
And have a drink or two. 
Power of example 
My mama said it and I heard 
She says one ounce of action 
Beats a ton of words.

Singing Hallelujah. 
Mama said there would be angels 
Mama said there would be sun

Is the devil in Elvis to go where no white man went 
Or hiding in Hugh Hefner’s body or maybe even Larry Flynt. 
Say, hows about the President shielding all them stones 
Man if I could find a shield like that I’d run ‘round naked 
in my glass home.

Sippin’ Hallelujah 
I think my angel’s gone to Vegas 
Sippin’ Hallelujah 
Holding aces in her hand. Hallelujah 
As she’s singing rock of ages. Hallelujah 
On the table at the Sands. Hallelujah

Does Satan wear a suit and tie or 
Does he work at the Dairy Queen. 
Does he listen to rock and roll 
Does he feed the mean 
Streak in all of us. 
All us saints here on earth 
Hypnotized and over-advertised 
‘Til we’re numb at birth

Singing Hallelujah 
And my angel’s turning pages 
Singing Hallelujah 
And she just don’t understand. Hallelujah 
That the devil’s hot on her trail. Hallelujah 
On the road to broken promised land. Hallelujah 
On the TV and the radio. Hallelujah 
Good and evil look the same to you

Oct 3

(Source: rjgreen83)